OPEN POSITIONS / OPERATIONS

Chief Egg Officer (Executive Assistant)

Support our founder and leadership team. You will keep their calendars sane and their coffee warm.

Full-timeHybrid (Haarlem)Operations

The role

Support our founder and leadership team. You will keep their calendars sane and their coffee warm.

What you will do

  • Manage schedules and travel
  • Coordinate leadership meetings and offsites
  • Keep the details so they can focus on the big picture

What you bring

  • 3+ years of executive support
  • Sound judgment and discretion
  • Excellent written communication

Perks

  • Four weeks of vacation plus a week of Rooster Season off
  • Flexible hours (the rooster does not care when you crow)
  • Annual offsite in a barn, with minimal trust falls
  • Learning budget of 1,200 eggs per year

How to apply

Send a short note and a link to something you are proud of via the contact page. Put "Chief Egg Officer (Executive Assistant)" in the subject. This is a fictional job at a fictional company, so please do not actually send your resume. We would feel terrible.

Other open roles