1. Agreement
By using this website, you agree to these terms. If you do not agree, please close the tab and go for a walk.
2. Fictional nature of the site
Pollosoft is a fictional company. All products, prices, people, and error codes on this site are invented for entertainment. Nothing here is an offer to sell or a contract of any kind.
3. Your conduct
Be kind, do not break anything, and do not attempt to peck the server. We reserve the right to ban foxes.
4. Intellectual property
The site's content is protected by copyright, mostly because someone has to protect it. You may share individual pages with attribution. You may not claim our puns as yours, though honestly we would be flattered.
5. Disclaimers
The site is provided "as is" with all faults, feathers, and puns. We do not guarantee that it will be uninterrupted, error-free, or funny to everyone.
6. Changes
We may update these terms at any time. Updates are published on this page. Continued use means you accept them.
7. Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the Netherlands, including its famous respect for bicycles.