LEGAL / LAST UPDATED 2026-11-01

Privacy Policy

How we handle your data, which is as carefully as a hen sits on an egg.

1. What we collect

This website is static and does not collect personal data. The contact form on this site does not send anything anywhere. We have no database to put it in.

2. Cookies

We do not set cookies. If we ever do, we will say so clearly and let you choose.

3. Third parties

Pages load fonts from Google Fonts and icons from cdnjs. These providers may receive your IP address and browser details as part of normal web requests. The maps embed on the home page loads OpenStreetMap.

4. Your rights

You have the right to ask what we know about you. The answer is, nothing.

5. Contact

Questions about this policy go to the contact page. A hen will read them.

6. Changes

We will update this page if our practices change, and we will not do so quietly.

ReminderPollosoft is fictional. This page is a parody and is not legal advice, a contract, or a promise from a real company.