The role
We work with ducks, geese, and swans, and need someone to keep those relationships strong.
What you will do
- Manage partnerships with the broader waterfowl ecosystem
- Plan joint events and integrations
- Handle diplomatic incidents
What you bring
- 3+ years in partnerships or business development
- Diplomatic skill
- A sense of humor about what is, after all, a very strange job
Perks
- Fresh bread from the old bakery oven on Fridays
- Learning budget of 1,200 eggs per year
- Annual offsite in a barn, with minimal trust falls
- Four weeks of vacation plus a week of Rooster Season off
How to apply
Send a short note and a link to something you are proud of via the contact page. Put "Waterfowl Relations Specialist" in the subject. This is a fictional job at a fictional company, so please do not actually send your resume. We would feel terrible.
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