What did the chicken say in her performance review?
"I've only been scratching the surface of my goals."
Joke analysis
Technique: Situational. The punchline comes from placing a chicken in a recognizable human situation, and letting the situation do the work.
Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 2 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Reception
8,633 readers groaned. 3,904 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.
Best told at
Egg-carton unboxings, or monday standups. Contains traces of corn.
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