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Rooster Dad Jokes joke

Technique: Classic format. Groan rating: 3 out of 5.

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Joke analysis

Technique: Classic format. A familiar structure, such as "Why did the chicken..." or a knock-knock. The comfort of the format is half the joke.

Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 3 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

Reception

3,226 readers groaned. 783 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.

Best told at

Funerals (not recommended), or incident calls (only after resolution). Best served with a straight face.

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