LEGAL / LAST UPDATED 2026-11-01

Accessibility Statement

Our commitment to making this website usable by every bird.

1. Our commitment

We want everyone to be able to use this site, whatever their ability or technology. We aim for WCAG 2.2 AA.

2. What we do

Semantic HTML, keyboard navigation, readable contrast, descriptive alt text, and support for reduced motion.

3. Known issues

Some decorative illustrations are not fully described. Some jokes depend on puns that do not translate to screen readers well, and we apologize on behalf of the puns.

4. Feedback

If you find a barrier, tell us on the contact page. We will respond within five working days and fix the issue as quickly as we can.

ReminderPollosoft is fictional. This page is a parody and is not legal advice, a contract, or a promise from a real company.