Overview
A data-cleaning toolkit that breaks tough, messy inputs into fine, uniform grit. Deduplication, normalization, and parsing of dates that are definitely not dates.
GizzardGrind is part of our Data & Analytics line, and it plays nicely with EggBasket and OmeletteDB, so you can adopt it one perch at a time. Turn raw feed into golden insights, one egg-citing dashboard at a time.
Teams usually start with the free Chick plan, move to Hen when the flock grows past a handful, and graduate to Rooster once the security team wants audit logs. The upgrade is one click, and nobody needs to molt.
Key features
- Scheduled reports arrive at 5:45 a.m., right before the rooster does.
- Row-level security so nobody sees a record that is not theirs to peck.
- Anomaly detection tuned to the difference between a quiet coop and a suspiciously quiet coop.
- Natural-language queries: type "how many eggs last Tuesday" and we will understand, mostly.
- GizzardGrind candles every incoming record and rejects anything with a crack in the schema.
Specifications
| Ingest rate | 4 GB/sec (it is a big crop) |
|---|---|
| Retention | Forever, like a fossil |
| Query latency (p95) | 95 ms |
| Connectors | 60 built-in |
| SKU | PS-DATA-010 |
| Category | Data & Analytics |
| Released | 2024-04-17 |
| Current version | 3.0.7 |
Plans
Chick
Free
For one hen and a dream.
- 1 seat
- Community support
- Core features
- Watermarked with a tiny egg
Hen
$14/mo
For flocks that lay every day.
- Up to 25 seats
- Email and chat support
- Everything in Chick
- Integrations with the flock
Rooster
$56/mo
For the whole barnyard.
- Unlimited seats
- 24/7 clucking support
- SSO and audit logs
- A named support goose
Quick start
$ cluck install gizzardgrind
$ cluck gizzardgrind init --coop us-east-1
✔ GizzardGrind hatched in 4.3s
✔ Connected to coop us-east-1 (24 hens online)
Next: cluck gizzardgrind --helpNeed more? The cluck install reference covers flags, and the getting started guide covers everything else.
What the flock says
Does exactly what it says. Rare enough that we put it in the all-hands deck.
We replaced three tools with GizzardGrind and nobody has asked where the old ones went.
Rolled it out to 800 hens without a single feather out of place.
Frequently asked questions
Is GizzardGrind secure?
It is protected by CoopGuard at the perimeter and FeatherLock at rest, and audited annually by TalonAudit. Also, we have never lost a chicken. To our knowledge.
How often is GizzardGrind updated?
Every two weeks, on a Tuesday, shortly after the rooster crows. Release notes live in the changelog.
Where is my data stored?
In the coop you pick at sign-up. Data never leaves that region unless you tell it to. Chickens like to know where they live.