The role
Design our coop infrastructure. You will shape the regions, networks, and storage that keep every egg safe.
What you will do
- Design multi-region architectures
- Lead capacity planning and cost reviews
- Write the proposals that make everyone say "oh, that is obvious" after the fact
What you bring
- 8+ years in infrastructure or distributed systems
- Experience with large-scale storage or networking
- Clear writing and a calm demeanor
Perks
- Home-office setup budget, including one (1) Peckboard
- A nap room with an actual heat lamp
- Fresh bread from the old bakery oven on Fridays
- Learning budget of 1,200 eggs per year
How to apply
Send a short note and a link to something you are proud of via the contact page. Put "Cloud Cluck Architect" in the subject. This is a fictional job at a fictional company, so please do not actually send your resume. We would feel terrible.
Other open roles
- Developer Advocate (Developer Relations)
- Chief Egg Officer (Executive Assistant) (Operations)
- Staff Site Reliability Hen (SRE)