How does a chicken do threat modeling?
Step one: fox.
Joke analysis
Technique: Situational. The punchline comes from placing a chicken in a recognizable human situation, and letting the situation do the work.
Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 2 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Reception
2,263 readers groaned. 305 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.
Best told at
Wedding toasts at the barn, or monday standups. Contains traces of corn.
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