Why is the rooster a good CISO?
He wakes everyone at dawn to tell them about the risks.
Joke analysis
Technique: Situational. The punchline comes from placing a chicken in a recognizable human situation, and letting the situation do the work.
Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 2 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Reception
8,709 readers groaned. 1,532 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.
Best told at
Wedding toasts at the barn, or first dates between hens. Side effects include eye-rolling and a faint smile.
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