Which egg is the best at security?
The hard-boiled one. It never cracks under interrogation.
Joke analysis
Technique: Situational. The punchline comes from placing a chicken in a recognizable human situation, and letting the situation do the work.
Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 2 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Reception
6,388 readers groaned. 1,303 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.
Best told at
Sunrise brunch, or egg-carton unboxings. Best served with a straight face.
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