Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Joke analysis
Technique: Pun. A straightforward pun: one phrase, two readings, no apologies.
Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 2 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Reception
3,134 readers groaned. 1,350 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.
Best told at
Wedding toasts at the barn, or code review comments. May cause involuntary groaning.
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