Why did the security hen keep her eggs encrypted?
She didn't want anyone scrambling them without a key.
Joke analysis
Technique: Pun. A straightforward pun: one phrase, two readings, no apologies.
Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 3 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Reception
7,954 readers groaned. 3,226 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.
Best told at
First dates between hens, or egg-carton unboxings. Contains traces of corn.
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