What did the chicken say after the breach?
"We should have scheduled that fence audit before the fox did."
Joke analysis
Technique: Situational. The punchline comes from placing a chicken in a recognizable human situation, and letting the situation do the work.
Our panel of humor specialists, all of them hens, scored this one 2 out of 5 on the groan scale. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
Reception
3,193 readers groaned. 992 chuckled. Zero foxes reported laughing.
Best told at
Egg-carton unboxings, or code review comments. Groans may be audible from the next coop.
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