HARDWARE & DEVICES / PS-HW-001

Cluckbook Pro

The laptop that keeps up with the whole coop

Hardware & Devices$1,799
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Overview

A 14-inch laptop with a feather-light chassis, an eggshell-white finish, and a keyboard with a dedicated Peck key. Battery lasts a full workday and part of a nap.

Cluckbook Pro is part of our Hardware & Devices line, and it pairs with NestRouter and Peckboard for a full-coop setup. Physical gear for people who need to peck at something real.

Every unit is tested by hand (and by wing) in our Haarlem lab before it ships. If it does not cluck at power-on, it does not leave the barn.

Key features

  • Comes with a free sticker of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
  • Beak-resistant surfaces rated for 10 million pecks.
  • Made with 62% recycled eggshell composite (not edible).
  • Cluckbook Pro comes in an egg-carton box that doubles as a desk organizer.
  • Repairable by design: every screw is a corn kernel Phillips head.

Specifications

Weight0.4 kg (a plump hen)
Warranty3 years
ColorsYolk only. It is the right one.
PackagingRecycled egg carton
SKUPS-HW-001
CategoryHardware & Devices
Released2026-09-28

Options

Standard

$1,799

The device, as designed.

  • 2-year warranty
  • Egg-carton packaging
  • Free software updates

CoopCare+

$2,015

Includes accident coverage.

  • 4-year warranty
  • Accidental drops and spills
  • Priority repair, 48-hour turnaround

Setup

  • Unbox it and admire the egg carton (optional, encouraged).
  • Press and hold the power button until it clucks once.
  • Pair it with the Pollosoft app, or just peck through the setup on-device.
  • Register it for CoopCare+ within 30 days to extend coverage.

What the flock says

★★★★☆ Penelope P. Support Manager, Roost & Relax

My team likes it. My rooster-in-chief likes it. The fox on the board remains unconvinced.

★★★★★ Henrietta H. CEO, Golden Egg Farms

Does exactly what it says. Rare enough that we put it in the all-hands deck.

★★★★★ Dolores D. Data Scientist, Nestle-ish

Setup took one afternoon, and the only thing we scratched was our heads, briefly.

Frequently asked questions

Does it ship worldwide?

We ship to 60 countries in an egg-carton box. Chicken-adjacent countries get free shipping. We define that generously.

What does the warranty cover?

Manufacturing defects, accidental drops, and spills. It does not cover foxes, which we consider an act of nature.

Can I repair it myself?

Yes. We publish repair guides and sell parts at cost. Every screw is the same size, because we are not monsters.