Overview
High-performance graphics accelerator that doubles as a space heater. Ideal for winter training runs, and for chicks who need a toasty brooder.
HeatLamp GPU is part of our Hardware & Devices line, and it pairs with Peckboard and Cluckbook Pro for a full-coop setup. Physical gear for people who need to peck at something real.
Every unit is tested by hand (and by wing) in our Haarlem lab before it ships. If it does not cluck at power-on, it does not leave the barn.
Key features
- HeatLamp GPU comes in an egg-carton box that doubles as a desk organizer.
- Battery life of one full workday, plus a short nap.
- Comes with a free sticker of a chicken wearing sunglasses.
- Beak-resistant surfaces rated for 10 million pecks.
- Repairable by design: every screw is a corn kernel Phillips head.
Specifications
| Weight | 1.3 kg |
|---|---|
| Warranty | 5 years (we like you) |
| Colors | Eggshell, Yolk |
| Packaging | Recycled egg carton |
| SKU | PS-HW-008 |
| Category | Hardware & Devices |
| Released | 2023-11-12 |
Options
Standard
$2,999
The device, as designed.
- 2-year warranty
- Egg-carton packaging
- Free software updates
CoopCare+
$3,359
Includes accident coverage.
- 4-year warranty
- Accidental drops and spills
- Priority repair, 48-hour turnaround
Setup
- Unbox it and admire the egg carton (optional, encouraged).
- Press and hold the power button until it clucks once.
- Pair it with the Pollosoft app, or just peck through the setup on-device.
- Register it for CoopCare+ within 30 days to extend coverage.
What the flock says
We replaced three tools with HeatLamp GPU and nobody has asked where the old ones went.
Rolled it out to 800 hens without a single feather out of place.
I have been pecking at software for 20 years and this is the first time it pecked back, helpfully.
Frequently asked questions
Can I repair it myself?
Yes. We publish repair guides and sell parts at cost. Every screw is the same size, because we are not monsters.
What is in the box?
The device, a USB-C cable, a quick-start card, a sticker of a chicken in sunglasses, and a tiny scoop of recycled straw as packing material.
Is the eggshell composite really recycled eggshell?
Yes, 62% by weight, from a bakery partner in Haarlem. It is a lovely finish and we remain unrepentant about the puns.