HARDWARE & DEVICES / PS-HW-007

EggCarton Array

Storage that holds a dozen drives

Hardware & Devices$1,299
EG

Overview

A 12-bay network storage array shaped, you guessed it, like an egg carton. Hot-swappable drives and quiet fans for a calm roost.

EggCarton Array is part of our Hardware & Devices line, and it pairs with EggPhone and Cluckwatch for a full-coop setup. Physical gear for people who need to peck at something real.

Every unit is tested by hand (and by wing) in our Haarlem lab before it ships. If it does not cluck at power-on, it does not leave the barn.

Key features

  • Ships with a heat lamp mode for cold mornings and cold builds.
  • Repairable by design: every screw is a corn kernel Phillips head.
  • EggCarton Array comes in an egg-carton box that doubles as a desk organizer.
  • Battery life of one full workday, plus a short nap.
  • Beak-resistant surfaces rated for 10 million pecks.

Specifications

Weight1.3 kg
Warranty2 years
ColorsEggshell, Yolk
PackagingA small wooden crate and a handwritten note
SKUPS-HW-007
CategoryHardware & Devices
Released2025-09-13

Options

Standard

$1,299

The device, as designed.

  • 2-year warranty
  • Egg-carton packaging
  • Free software updates

CoopCare+

$1,455

Includes accident coverage.

  • 4-year warranty
  • Accidental drops and spills
  • Priority repair, 48-hour turnaround

Setup

  • Unbox it and admire the egg carton (optional, encouraged).
  • Press and hold the power button until it clucks once.
  • Pair it with the Pollosoft app, or just peck through the setup on-device.
  • Register it for CoopCare+ within 30 days to extend coverage.

What the flock says

★★★★☆ Priscilla P. Product Lead, Peckish

Four stars because I like to leave room for improvement, and for another snack.

★★★★★ Maurice M. Staff Engineer, Barnyard Labs

EggCarton Array paid for itself the first week. Then it paid for the second week, too. Strange.

★★★★★ Henrietta H. CEO, Golden Egg Farms

Rolled it out to 800 hens without a single feather out of place.

Frequently asked questions

Can I repair it myself?

Yes. We publish repair guides and sell parts at cost. Every screw is the same size, because we are not monsters.

Is the eggshell composite really recycled eggshell?

Yes, 62% by weight, from a bakery partner in Haarlem. It is a lovely finish and we remain unrepentant about the puns.

What is in the box?

The device, a USB-C cable, a quick-start card, a sticker of a chicken in sunglasses, and a tiny scoop of recycled straw as packing material.