HARDWARE & DEVICES / PS-HW-002

EggPhone

The phone that fits in your palm, like an egg

Hardware & Devices$899
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Overview

A compact smartphone with a rounded body, an always-on yolk-yellow display accent, and a camera that is genuinely excellent at taking pictures of chickens.

EggPhone is part of our Hardware & Devices line, and it pairs with Cluckwatch and EggCarton Array for a full-coop setup. Physical gear for people who need to peck at something real.

Every unit is tested by hand (and by wing) in our Haarlem lab before it ships. If it does not cluck at power-on, it does not leave the barn.

Key features

  • Two-year warranty that covers everything except foxes.
  • EggPhone comes in an egg-carton box that doubles as a desk organizer.
  • Made with 62% recycled eggshell composite (not edible).
  • Ships with a heat lamp mode for cold mornings and cold builds.
  • Battery life of one full workday, plus a short nap.

Specifications

Weight2.1 kg (a plump rooster)
Warranty3 years
ColorsEggshell, Yolk
PackagingRecycled egg carton, with straw
SKUPS-HW-002
CategoryHardware & Devices
Released2024-03-27

Options

Standard

$899

The device, as designed.

  • 2-year warranty
  • Egg-carton packaging
  • Free software updates

CoopCare+

$1,007

Includes accident coverage.

  • 4-year warranty
  • Accidental drops and spills
  • Priority repair, 48-hour turnaround

Setup

  • Unbox it and admire the egg carton (optional, encouraged).
  • Press and hold the power button until it clucks once.
  • Pair it with the Pollosoft app, or just peck through the setup on-device.
  • Register it for CoopCare+ within 30 days to extend coverage.

What the flock says

★★★★☆ Matilda M. Designer, Plumage Studio

My team likes it. My rooster-in-chief likes it. The fox on the board remains unconvinced.

★★★★★ Maurice M. Staff Engineer, Barnyard Labs

Does exactly what it says. Rare enough that we put it in the all-hands deck.

★★★★★ Ignatius I. Intern, Everywhere

EggPhone paid for itself the first week. Then it paid for the second week, too. Strange.

Frequently asked questions

What is in the box?

The device, a USB-C cable, a quick-start card, a sticker of a chicken in sunglasses, and a tiny scoop of recycled straw as packing material.

Is the eggshell composite really recycled eggshell?

Yes, 62% by weight, from a bakery partner in Haarlem. It is a lovely finish and we remain unrepentant about the puns.

What does the warranty cover?

Manufacturing defects, accidental drops, and spills. It does not cover foxes, which we consider an act of nature.